{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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