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Legendary Wings, released in Japan as Aresu no Tsubasa, is a 1986 vertically scrolling shooter and run and gun video game developed and published by Capcom for arcades. The player takes control of a young soldier equipped with magical wings who must save the world from a malfunctioning supercomputer. A home version for the Nintendo Entertainment System was released exclusively in North America in 1988. The original coin-op version is included in Capcom Classics Collection for PlayStation 2 and Xbox and in Capcom Classics Collection Remixed for PlayStation Portable.
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The Warlord is a sword and sorcery character appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Mike Grell, he debuted in 1st Issue Special #8. The titular character, Travis Morgan, obtains the name \"Warlord\" as he fights for the freedom of the people of Skartaris.
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