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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with two legs?","punchline":"Lean beef.","id":196}
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Convergence is an album by Warren Wolf. Featured musicians include guitarist John Scofield, pianist Brad Mehldau, bassist Christian McBride and drummer Jeff “Tain” Watts.
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{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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A multi-day severe weather and tornado outbreak impacted the Southeastern and Mid-Atlantic United States from February 5–7. A powerful upper-level trough progressed eastward across the country, intersecting an abundant supply of moist air to pro