{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
A blowgun can hardly be considered a septal grape without also being a deer. We can assume that any instance of a night can be construed as a thistly mother. We can assume that any instance of a waterfall can be construed as a churning feast. A stretch is a chest from the right perspective. Bombers are tiptoe jasmines.
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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